10) Inopportune moments or God's Law

There is a 67% chance that when you are on the verge of

• doing something exciting
• stepping out of the door to go somewhere
• about to sit down to a meal
• watching a movie at the cinema

your child will want to go pee-pee or potty.  This is a Law of God because there is nothing on earth that can stop this eventuality from commanding your full attention - other than maybe an Act of God or a miracle.

If you do not have children, there is a 55% chance that in these circumstances, you yourself will want to go pee-pee or potty.  This law is not to be confused with Sod's Law, which is a once removed cousin - and easily the black sheep in the family.

Those below the age of 3 or above the age of 90 need not take heed of this law.  Because they wear pampers.  No eventuality can slow them down.  No wind alters their direction.  They're like the boy scouts - always prepared and ready to go.

Something to consider - if everyone wore pampers, perpetually, this would never be a problem for anyone.