There is a 98% chance that in your lifetime you will become unexpectedly and quite vein-bustingly enraged in a situation where 85% of the time, you will have 0% control, but feel 100% violated.
The odds of you being so angry that you wish to take your instigator either to court or simply wish them dead, is about 10 times better than their wish of taking the same action, or hoping for the same fate against you, which is why there is a pretty good chance that you do not practice law, but perhaps law enforcement. In this situation, 77% of you would rather your aggravator snuffed than brought to justice in court. The odds that this sentiment is important at all to your trespassers as high as the need for an an up-to-the-minute weather report to England's population in winter time.
The chances that you will spend several aggravated moments considering ruthless legal action against your aggressor is high. Your odds of suffering a heart attack from an overload of systemic bile increases by 20% when you realise that a legal recourse to action is:
- a complete waste of time and money, landing you in that godless area of life (that sounds like a deserted shopping mall lot somewhere in middle America) - Square One and
- that such action is likely to make you feel further violated and helpless when their lawyers and war coffers make your paralegal and lifesavings look like David without a paddle on a rapid river toward Goliath holding a slingshot designed by Apple.
43% of you in this situation will become so irate that 100% of you will suddenly develop the effortless ability to turn speech into spit, and angry gesticulations into something more epileptic. 67% of you will consider encouraging the onset of a heart attack so that your next-of-kin can sue on grounds of lethal emotional distress. There's a 100% chance that you will make at least twice as much money from YouTubing your heartattack than actually considering any of the above options. I generally resort to fantasising about said person/s at the receiving end of God's wrath - which generally involves some sort of hideous mutilation or serendipitous comeuppance - the latter also somehow involving hideous mutilation and a fair bit of medieval torture. This method is generally safer for all involved and recommended for most of you.


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